Sunday, 21 September 2014

Christian, Soldier or Jew

When I told my 9 year old my dream last week, he just laughed. He laughed and I laughed, from somewhere very deep inside. Which was refreshing. This was my dream:

The room had no windows but was warm and very humid having been freshly plastered. The ceiling was vaulted and the walls were still the colour of a milky mocha.

It was just the two of us on the job. My colleague was doing the woodwork and I was doing the mudwork.

He was telling me how he also did plastering. So I asked him what he thought the surface area of the room was.

He said about thirty two square metres.

I was thinking how I would have said exactly the same.

I asked him how long it would take for him to plaster such a room.

He said two days. Which is how long I would also take.

So I said to him "How much would you charge?"

Without hesitation, he parked his tools and looked me straight in the eyes.

"That depends on whether you're a Christian, a soldier or a Jew".